Russia President Vladimir Putin puts nuke capable ‘Satan 2’ Sarmat missile to combat duty

In a startling development, Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered the deployment of the formidable "Satan-2" nuclear rocket, the world's most powerful Armageddon weapon, onto combat duty. Reportedly, Yury Borisov, the head of the Russian Space Agency, made this ominous announcement during an event with students, confirming that the "Sarmat strategic complex" is now on combat duty.